Golly Gosh

I found this article on my sister's blog...I didn't think I needed another reason to be happy I was born when I was...

In case you can't read the text below the picture, here is what it says:

• Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
• Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
• Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
• Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
• During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
• Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
• Be happy to see him.
• Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
• Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
• Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
• Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
• Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
• Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
• Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
• A good wife always knows her place.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Miss Tenzie

You know those people who are just amazing to be around? Like suddenly you feel so much better about yourself? McKenzie is that friend.

She has sat through hours of car rides so that I can clear my head.

She laughs at appropriate times.

She is one of the smartest people I know.

I first met her when she moved in for 6 weeks and I liked her more than others I had lived with for much longer.

She teaches preschool and must have the patience of a saint as she has had to deal with multiple bodily function messes.

She laughs when I show her my "guilty" music purchases...and laughs with me as we "jam out" to them in my car with the windows rolled down.

(this picture [possibly our worst] is from the night we listen to Neil Diamond's "America"with the window rolled down all through Provo...it was life changing)